Thursday, 19 August 2010

Sex Opera Comments


Karpal also blasted the AG’s Chambers: "Never before in the history of the country or in the Commonwealth has a DPP had an affair with the star witness". The brave legal tiger forgot for a moment that he was in Bolehland, where everything is beyond human comprehension!
By Martin Jalleh
It seems that for the past few days the Attorney General (AG)’s Chambers have become somewhat like a boiler room after being hit by one steamy story after another. The AG, Gani Patail, has been going bonkers, berserk and ballistic, as a result of an unexpected hard blow below the belt by Raja Petra Kamarudin (RPK).
The famous whistleblower, lid-blower and blogger had dropped a bombshell by alleging that the AG has been bonking the head of one of his divisions. Such news blew many away but RPK said their sexploits were nothing new. Many in the AG’s Chambers have chosen to turn a blind eye to their boss’ bonking.
The AG and partner have allegedly saved the nation’s taxpayers money, as they would blissfully bunk, bonk and bond in the same hotel room during their frequent trips abroad.
We should not be bogged down by who is bonking whom, but when such basic or base instincts are allegedly displayed by the nation’s top legal officer it becomes the rakyat’s business!
This is especially so when the AG has been bonking from high moral ground of his Office whilst trying hard to banish Anwar Ibrahim into political oblivion with a bull-loaded sodomy charge.
Bonking Binge
The sex opera began with RPK alleging that the prosecution’s star witness in Anwar's Sodomy II trial, Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, was bonking Farah Azlina Latif, a deputy public prosecutor (DPP) involved in the case.
Was RPK bluffing? The AG begged not to comment but instead bundled Farah off to another division. Saiful and Farah bound themselves in silence, though Saiful could not stop babbling about the truth finally prevailing (and it really did!). 
Anwar lodged a police report alleging that the “bonkers” had breached the law, especially the OSA. Karpal Singh, Anwar's lead lawyer, said the couple, if innocent, should be bold enough to verify what they have been accused of. The Court was duty bound to allow him to question them in Court.
Karpal also blasted the AG’s Chambers: "Never before in the history of the country or in the Commonwealth has a DPP had an affair with the star witness". The brave legal tiger forgot for a moment that he was in Bolehland, where everything is beyond human comprehension!
The AG betrayed himself when he passed the baby on to Solicitor-General (SG) II Mohd Yusof Zainal Abiden, who told the Court that the prosecution was totally blur on the bonking. He accused Anwar of making “bare allegations” and insisted there was no miscarriage of justice!
Karpal countered that Anwar had “bare facts” and “hard evidence” that the two had bared and bonked. He urged the Court not to go soft on the prosecution. The naked truth they could stand no more -- is that their absolute lack of integrity has been exposed and credibility stripped to the very core!
The SG who was in the best position to respond to Anwar’s affidavit seeking the dismissal of the case, or require Saiful and Farah to file an affidavit, bewildered everyone by passing the buck to his subordinate DPP Hanafiah Zakaria and Investigating Officer (IO) Supt Jude Pereira.
As expected, the Court, which has been perceived by the general public as subserviently doing the bidding of the political masters, bowed and bent backwards, much to the pleasure of those in the AG’s Chambers.
Judge Zaibidin Diah found Anwar’s allegations of the Saiful-Farah’s sexual affair to be true but he ruled that the relationship did not compromise the case. He based this solely on the affidavits of the DPP and the IO. He rejected Anwar's application to strike out the sodomy charge.
We are asked by the Court to believe that Farah, a qualified lawyer, chosen to be on the high-powered prosecution team, to assist in such a high-profile case, was merely a note-taker and beyond reasonable doubt was not privy to crucial information on the case!
Further, surely the learned judge knows that great empires have fallen when forbidden secrets were released by a lover during pulsating and passionate bonking moments and pillow talk. From the charge sheet and on to the bed sheet surely much would have been spilled!
As for DPP Hanafiah, Karpal told the Court that the DPP’s very own credibility was in question, alleging that the latter had had a second marriage in Thailand, and had tried to “legalise his marriage in Kota Bahru” and is therefore “guilty of committing an offence under the Syariah law”!
The IO had said that all investigation papers were strictly under his control. But who can trust the police nowadays? Even the Kota Kinabalu Sessions Court had described Jude Pereira’s boss, IGP Musa Hassan, “an incredible witness whose evidence is not to be believed”!
Monsters & Masterminds
The rakyat’s heart goes out to Janna Syariza, the fiancée of Saiful. Once when referring to the sodomy case, she had very bravely declared that she will stand by her man through the “monstrous battle that is looming ahead”, not realising that a “monster” was standing next to her.
RPK has also alleged in a blog posting “Just when you thought it is safe to go into the water”, that Saiful is also bonking Khairil Annas Jusoh, an aide of Najib. The man had proudly posed with the sodomy accuser outside the PM’s office when the latter went there “to apply for a scholarship”!
RPK revealed that after a one-month marriage, an on learning about the affair, Khairil’s wife left him and “divorce is certainly on the cards”. Will Janna Syariza, the fiancée of Saiful, be able to stomach and survive this third “storm”? She can be assured of the sympathies of many Malaysians.
One cannot but feel also for the fiancé of Farah who according to the Malaysian Chronicle is the assistant head of the prosecution unit in a northern state. They were engaged last year. Their marriage was due to take place on July 9.
A day before the marriage was due to be solemnised she asked for a cancellation, leaving her fiancé who had already sent out all the invitation cards stunned and heartbroken. Farah must have realised that she had gone too far!
Before we could even recover from the revelations of the shocking sex scandals of those who allow themselves to be used by the masterminds to destroy Anwar politically, RPK serves yet another sex sizzler and it involves the Attorney General himself!
Gani Patail must not remain silent. He must speak up and reveal whether it is just a spin (just like when almost everyone first thought that the Saiful-Farah sex liaison was one?). Not only his credibility and integrity is at stake, but also that of the Office of the Attorney General...and even the government!
Strangely enough the country’s self-appointed moralists and religious authorities have also been very silent on the sex fest that has taken place. There have been no screams or shouts of zina or khalwat or interviews and investigations to be conducted. Perhaps they have all grown up?
If such secret sex trysts are really going on amongst those in the Chambers of the AG what would be left of the public’s trust!

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written by Alice, August 20, 2010 09:52:56
When there is so much of excitement in this country,I wonder why people are migrating.
Hey how come no comments from the AG? How come nobody is looking for RPK now?

Well AG the moral of the story is : Do not do to others what you do not want others to do unto you.
RPK's intention is to clean up this country. I am sure he had no other intention.
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written by truthbespoken, August 20, 2010 09:48:07
They are best at bonking. Bonk here, bonk there, bonk everywhere. A malas and manja lot yet high on the pedestal, unfortunately. Stamped legacy from Mahakutty and his failed policies.
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written by Stupid me, August 20, 2010 08:11:56
Looking at the pictures, may have to rule out insects.
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written by doggone, August 20, 2010 06:03:41


" Encik Gani, would you like to comment on the allegation that you bo.. bo...I mean took a bite at one of your Divisional Head's cherry?

"Look. You of all people should not believe what that..that..fugitive writes. He has caused undue damage to my reputation not to mention uncomprehensible mental undress..I mean duress. I am left high and dry after his article and I am up to my eyeballs in pent up frustration....
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written by Aduh, August 20, 2010 02:00:10
Malaysia takes much pride in having its achievement carried in the Guiness Book Of World Records. Work out for guni pigtail's affair with his senior staff to be published in that book too
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written by Fart Fart Wah, August 20, 2010 00:38:37
It looks like UMNO is promoting Islam in Malaysia which glorifies consensual anal intercourse between consenting adults..be it a female or male...the bonking is going very hot ..frontal and rear in UMNO...however in the case of Anwar ..whom doctors certified there was no penetration he is charged with sodomy...I think the case is clear now...he should have sodomised Saifool and everything would have been alright..for UMNO...Anwar failed to practise sodomy..
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written by wali10, August 19, 2010 23:38:50
salam,

No wonder those from the AGs Dept always stayed back after office hours! They are really very very very busy to their eyeballs.... oops balls! Busy bonking after the clock struck 5!
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written by SoundMan, August 19, 2010 23:31:24
It is the stress of the job, folks, the UMNO wallahs mounts piles of pressure on our civil servants creating mountains of work for the AG officers who, poor sould, for relief bonk amongst themselves.... smilies/tongue.gif
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written by red1, August 19, 2010 22:48:48
A long time ago an elderly wise person told me that lying goes hand in hand with stealing. It seems that it is now absolutely true. A lying person will break every law be it moral or legal. Can you imagine a cheating person cheats only 99% of the time? Nay. They do it 100% meaning ALL the time. How can we even ask them to tell the truth even for once? Really give up!
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written by Davy McChester, August 19, 2010 22:40:31
"Strangely enough the country’s self-appointed moralists and religious authorities have also been very silent on the sex fest that has taken place. There have been no screams or shouts of zina or khalwat or interviews and investigations to be conducted. Perhaps they have all grown up?"

There is no way they have grown up ! Hypocrisy and double-standards too saturated in their system ,therefore no way it would affect them. Too thick up and all over !
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written by rocky, August 19, 2010 22:00:19
different rules for different people. not guilty ones are charged and evidence is made up to make the guilty. guilty ones, close one eye, no comments, evidence is destroyed. CJ shows the way on how to destroy evidence. funny we are so call muslim country.even a non muslim country has better moral values and a wrong is a wrong, no two ways about it. sick these buggers
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written by Eskay345, August 19, 2010 20:59:04
With so many "sex-escapes" happening amongst the staff of the AG's Office, I wonder how the nation's Moral Police officers could remain absolute silence. No shouts of zina and khalwat.
Is it because the Umnoputras are involved?
So all NFA?
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written by Motherchell, August 19, 2010 20:46:43
All this happens right under the leadership of Najis. The man who gives scholarships to sodomites. Is Bolehland a Monarchy?? just wonder !! Pigtail could easily find a job as a model for DUREX!! He must be facing lots of questions from his wife -- he would have told her --- show me the proof!!---- see no babies to tell a tale !!!
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written by batsman, August 19, 2010 20:31:41
Sarawak loggers - stay away from the Penans - just find work in the AG's dept.
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written by Tompios, August 19, 2010 20:12:39
Gansabu!! If they have religion's philosophy of sex than sure the followers also have the tendency philosophy of sexual maniac. Bear in mind, religion's philosophy and philosophy of the religion is totally different. North and South. Period!!
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written by panca, August 19, 2010 20:10:26
Billion Dollars Sex Round Table.
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written by Awang Hitam, August 19, 2010 18:58:50
since mamakthir days, MALAYSIA WENT FOR THE BIGGEST, LONGESTS, HIGHEST, CHEAPEST AND ALL THE CRAPPIEST....NOW it is the same, except we got the mother of all .....EST......

The BONKEST civil servants in the globe, ala AG and his Chamber maid..... So for that title, no country and anyone will beat them......for another century....hee hee hee...........may be just may be...
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written by Better My, August 19, 2010 18:47:06
Is this kind "bonking" factual story is published in the open mainstream newpaper one day under PR rule, I bet the circulation wilhit the roof, record high, earnig lots of $$ for the masses.

Karpal also blasted the AG’s Chambers: "Never before in the history of the country or in the Commonwealth has a DPP had an affair with the star witness" How is it that Karpal can say this and the FECTed Bar Council is stil F pissing around the bar, rubbing shoulders and dream that they have spoke from Pluto half planet where only aliens can hear them. The Bar Council must go.

re: If such secret sex trysts are really going on amongst those in the Chambers of the AG what would be left of the public’s trust? Void


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written by Stupid me, August 19, 2010 18:33:08
The next bonking one on the cards may be the DNA expert. Is there a possibility?
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written by Awang Hitam, August 19, 2010 18:25:12
Further, surely the learned judge knows that great empires have fallen when forbidden secrets were released by a lover during pulsating and passionate bonking moments and pillow talk.

Maybe this judge only BONK something else! He has no idea how a good bonking means compare to counting hard currencies with Grant, Washington and Agong faces on the notes. So his secrets are safe! Still trying to try Anwar for liwat.
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written by arazak, August 19, 2010 18:23:21
Sing to the tune of "Releks" by Black Dog Bone

Berpuluh tahun di mahkamah tapi sudah jadi penzinah
Bukan malas kerja itu lah bonking namanya
Bonking, bonking
Setengah abad membonking mahu kahwin-kahwin tanguh-tangguh
Bukan soal tidak laku
Itulah bonking namanya
Beca kayuh di zaman moden
Bonking, bonking
Hidup jangan terburu-buru
Anak cucu berkeliran
Bonking-bonking
Tenang-tenang di dubur Sayfool
Lebih baik bonking sahaja
Masuk chambers jam delapan, tapi masuk jam sembilan
Bukan malas kerja, itulah bonking dengan Azailiza
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written by jokersland, August 19, 2010 18:13:35
What one to expect when all the tainted people are elevated to the top post. Bonking Chambers are full of jokers that only bring disgrace to the nation. Malaysia Boleh always boleh for the wrong reasons. Just ask the AG or the idiot DPP to jump from the 14th. floor of Plaza Masalam.
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written by sleeper, August 19, 2010 18:09:18
worst than animal...
anyone has any spy cam on them? mind to share?
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written by Den, August 19, 2010 18:03:19
Rem, the fact dat
BN used same charges against Anwar
BN used same judge against Anwar
BN proved dat prosecutor n witness were related
BN met saifu


It's sheer arrogance n have no respect for laws

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written by jalapeno, August 19, 2010 17:31:33
Wow, this is day-time soap opera material indeed! Except that the stars are really ugly... yakkkkk!
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written by cheekhiaw, August 19, 2010 16:11:40
Worse than a kennel of dogs...
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written by alfchuah, August 19, 2010 15:56:04
If Melayu = Muslim by default, and Perkasa = Melayu by Ibrahim Ali/default, geez, where's the hero to uphold the highest level and the most sacred rule of Islam the Muslim in Malaysia have been preached about for many years? Where's Ibrahim trying to show how springy his heels are? I really worry for the Malay and their Islamic status when not only their rights are being questioned by the non-Malay, their self-declared high moral is being kicked off the religious high horse too.
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written by Catharsis, August 19, 2010 15:45:03
The country's morals and values have gone to dogs............................when we have THIEVES governing the country
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written by Tohoen, August 19, 2010 15:35:39
All these revelations seem to give a picture that most of them in the corridor of power seem to be bonking somebody, some bonking the opposite sex, some bonking the same sex and at least two are bonking the same sex!

Perhaps that is the reason for the deafening silence from them! Each of them understand each other because they are all bonkers and being bonkers, they don't want to jump on other bonkers because they fear that their own bonking will be revealed!

Welcome to Bonkers' Land! Harunsani of Perak, where is your religious fatwa now!
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written by a guest, August 19, 2010 15:10:14
Thanks for the very graphic steals and spills in the corridors of justice. I hope they discharge their duties with honour and honour their discharge.
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written by Navigator, August 19, 2010 15:06:23
RPK, who said you lie? The silence means guilt. You have been spot on so far. No lies.
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written by Pegasus, August 19, 2010 14:50:37
Rather have thick skin which is thicker than elephant which is more like dinosaur skin!
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written by eloofk, August 19, 2010 14:35:06
If it is not true, then why dont you file a defamation suit against RPK?

Silence = Guilty!!!
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written by HamChak, August 19, 2010 14:34:42
Gani, you must be really desperate, la.
Like this, also you want to BONK.
Really, you got No Taste, No Class.
Maybe you drop your Specs, ke?
Want to BONK, phone AliRusted, la.
He got lots of Young Kampong chicks.
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written by educationist, August 19, 2010 14:31:26
"Strangely enough the country’s self-appointed moralists and religious authorities have also been very silent on the sex fest that has taken place"- not strange at all really.
These are the top UMNOPutras , they know who to take pot shots at!!
Their backs[or is it bottoms now] must also be exposed!!
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written by syd, August 19, 2010 14:13:32
I'd rather have al-arqam type followers in Malaysia then Al-qaeda types. Exchanging partners between comrades is good for the community.
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